No Yankees Fans Go To Heaven Hat

They say forgiveness is divine—but clearly, they’ve never watched the Yankees win on a blown call. The “No Yankees Fans Go To Heaven” Hat is printed on the lightweight, unstructured AS Colour 1114 Surf Cap, and it delivers your stance with the kind of clarity usually reserved for scripture… or Fenway bleacher chants.

Made from quick-dry recycled nylon, this mid-profile, 5-panel cap features a flat front panel with a bold, heavenly-decreed message that leaves zero room for confusion. Breathable, comfortable, and adjustable via snapback, it’s built for warm nights, cold beers, and shouting across the bar at that guy in pinstripes.

The print is simple: No Yankees Fans Go To Heaven. And whether you believe it literally or just really enjoy trolling, this cap is for Sox loyalists, New England lifers, petty baseball fanatics, and anyone who treats “Yankees Suck” like a sacred hymn.